That was an hour of my life I will never get back.. Back to school forms. With 4 kids and 3 schools they came home with a large amount of paperwork, and even larger school fee form. I started with the youngest, Billie. My favorite sheet was about learning. Question #1 “How does you child best learn?”. Geez, I really have no idea. Don’t they know #4 learns by osmosis? Question #2, “How do you discipline your child?”. I thought about.. “ beat her with a stick”, was my first response but after some thought I changed it. I don’t want child welfare here because I think I am funny... So instead, I wrote, child labour. Still funny. The school fee’s inch up every year. I am positive that way back in the 70’s & 80’s that my parents didn’t write large check’s for gym, gym strip, locks, school society, lunch time supervision, bus passes, field trips and instructional material. What exactly is instructional material for a teacher that the government doesn’t supply? I hope its smelly markers. In my opinion, the greatest school supply invention since the pencil. School society? Must be for the higher society kids who have tea and cucumber sandwiches for lunch. I hope Billies teacher thinks I am funny. Could be a long year for her cleaning the chalk board.
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